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Petflation: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—petflation—which achieved the rare distinction of expiring before it truly lived. With ninety-six percent of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy wearing a hopeful ticker symbol. The $38,000 in daily volume represents not investment but rather the death throes of those desperately seeking the exits.