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$EXCITEDGUYFv5U..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets pump-and-dump physics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

33/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$33.4K

+1368.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$85.76

Holders

107

Liquidity DrainedNo Volume

FDV

$1.73B

Price USD

$1.73e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

HaGv..j52T ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Excited Guy Dies of Sudden Wealth Syndrome

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, Excited Guy experienced a meteoric 1368% price ascent before collapsing into the void. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it achieved in one hour what most tokens fail to accomplish in a lifetime—a catastrophic return to entropy, with liquidity vanishing faster than a politician's promises.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Flatlined

$85.76 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 97.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets pump-and-dump physics

Patient Note

He peaked at birth and never recovered from the excitement.

Holders

§ 04 · 107 wallets

Top 1

93.5%

Top 5

97.1%

Top 10

98.5%

018ngm...QVqx93.54%

02FzLD...8VjhAUTOPSY1.30%

035agr...8VuR0.88%

04Dh7L...ALr70.82%

05C6F4...Uk6nAUTOPSY0.53%

06G5X7...pibR0.42%

07DC57...djgw0.36%

0884jd...JQvZ0.26%

09CyCW...PT1k0.22%

10AF1E...C6Ke0.18%