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Newborn Token Succumbs to Inevitable Gravity

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago into a world of 254% euphoria, our specimen was stillborn—its liquidity pools as dry as a desert wind, its true believers numbering fewer than a modest dinner party. The vultures have already begun their work, with the alpha predators controlling three-quarters of all flesh.