CAUSE OF DEATH
Couple Token Expires Before First Date
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely hours ago, yet somehow already fossilized. The Couple token's tragic demise was swift and absolute, a financial courtship that never left the loading screen. Three lonely holders watched their investment evaporate like morning dew under the relentless sun of market reality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage with terminal concentration
EPITAPH
"They said 'forever,' but forever lasted shorter than a meme coin's attention span."
