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Cinderella's Midnight Strike Claims Another Victim

In the primordial soup of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Little Red Riding Hood token, born merely thirteen hours ago into a world of ravenous wolves. Despite all the proper safeguards, a Grade A rating, and more volume than sense, this creature has already begun its inevitable descent into the darkened forest of crypto obscurity. One can almost hear the distant howl of the next trending token as this one's handlers nervously check their wallets.