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Six Holders, Zero Liquidity, Maximum Hubris

In the beginning, there was Cake. Six optimistic souls gathered in the digital savanna, each clutching their worthless tokens like desperate herbivores at a dried watering hole. What transpired was not evolution, but rather a masterclass in financial Darwinism—a slow, agonizing dance where volume traded measured in mere dollars, as if the universe itself was laughing at their ambitions.