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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain

In the beginning, there was euphoria—a miraculous 121% surge in mere hours, a phoenix rising from the digital ether. But as our specimen lay gasping for breath, we discovered the grim truth: zero liquidity, a concentration of wealth that would make oligarchs blush, and a lifespan measured in minutes rather than years. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one filled with exit liquidity.