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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration meets instant irrelevance

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

38/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$3.8K

+38.4% · 24h

Volume 24h

$17.3K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.31B

Price USD

$2.31e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

DkMj..8oXh ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Flatlines in Delivery Room

In the wild ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of a week-old corpse. With zero liquidity and ninety-six percent of its essence concentrated in the hands of ten collectors, this digital organism never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated cry for help masquerading as financial innovation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$17.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 85.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration meets instant irrelevance

Patient Note

It had no liquidity, no future, and all the staying power of a meme at a funeral—which, ironically, is exactly what it was.

Holders

§ 04 · 21 wallets

Top 1

74.2%

Top 5

85.6%

Top 10

96.5%

01DkMj...8oXh74.16%

023zNf...QGi53.11%

03vEDb...Radv2.96%

049bD9...81Co2.87%

05A2iK...J2Ko2.55%

06684C...PGSfAUTOPSY2.36%

072P6u...gJfY2.33%

08474u...4Rju2.16%

097GBP...EhsB2.14%

10J3By...LPxs1.88%