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Doggy Coin: A Cautionary Tale of Hubris

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Doggy Coin, a creature that evolved with all the right defensive mutations—revoked authorities, minimal holders—yet proved utterly defenseless against the most primal force in nature: the exit. With zero liquidity and $181 in daily volume, this token achieved a remarkable feat: it became simultaneously both a pump-and-dump and a pump-and-sit, a financial Sisyphus rolling its boulder into oblivion at 11.2% per day.