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Pants-less Token Expires in Infancy

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, Pets In Pants lived a tragically brief existence—merely sixty minutes of frantic trading before succumbing to the inevitable laws of market gravity. With ninety-seven percent of its supply concentrated in a mere ten wallets, this token was less a financial instrument and more a carefully choreographed wealth extraction. As the price hemorrhaged twenty-six percent in a single day and liquidity evaporated entirely, one could almost hear nature's quiet sigh.