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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token so thoroughly stillborn that it achieved senescence before most investors finished their morning coffee. The irony, dear viewer, is exquisite—a project named 'Short Squeeze' was itself squeezed out of existence in precisely sixty minutes, a new record for evolutionary irrelevance.

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