CAUSE OF DEATH
The Tortoise Never Left the Starting Line
In the cruel and unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic demise of The Tortoise—a creature that, despite its legendary perseverance, collapsed in merely 60 minutes. Five holders gathered in the watering hole, only to watch their investment evaporate like morning dew under the Solana sun, betrayed by liquidity that simply... ceased to exist.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity drainage, concentrated bag holders
EPITAPH
"Slow and steady wins the race—unless you're a token where the entire race was a rug pull dressed as fable."
