CAUSE OF DEATH
Gary the Groundhog: A Zero-Hour Extinction Event
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the remarkable Gary the Groundhog, a creature that achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn. Born mere hours ago with a single holder controlling its entire existence and zero liquidity to sustain it, Gary never drew breath in the marketplace. Like a mayfly with a Ponzi scheme, it has returned to the dust from whence it came.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, instant irrelevance, mathematical impossibility
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"Gary saw his shadow and it was a rug pull."
