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Twenty-Three Holders, Zero Survival Instinct

Here we observe the carcass of comiclyricark, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its wealth among its top ten holders—a mathematical impossibility that somehow occurred anyway. In its brief 439-hour existence, it managed to hemorrhage 22% of its value in a single day, a death spiral so predictable one wonders if the remaining $3,194 in liquidity is merely the ecosystem's way of being charitable.