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Newborn Token Dies on Arrival, Leaves Four Mourners

In the swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—the Department of Japanese Efficiency, a creature so stillborn it never drew its first breath of liquidity. Within hours, this token had achieved the remarkable feat of becoming completely worthless while its four holders watched in stunned silence, their entire portfolio reduced to digital ash.