CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Dies of Success Complications
In its mere sixty minutes of existence, Degen Coin achieved what most tokens aspire to in years: a 751% surge in value and nearly two million in daily volume. Yet like the mayfly that lives but a day, we observe with grim fascination as retail investors discover that exponential gains in exponential timeframes are merely the market's way of collecting specimens for our collection.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity pneumonia meets euphoric overvaluation
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"Born at dawn, millionaires by noon, bankrupt by sunset—a Solana classic."