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Shmidge's Two-Hour Descent Into Oblivion

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable Shmidge—a creature that achieved full maturity, revoked its authorities with admirable transparency, and promptly hemorrhaged 28% of its value in a single day. One hundred thousand dollars changed hands in its brief lifespan, a frenetic dance of hope and capitulation. Truly, nature's cruelty knows no bounds, particularly when 159 hopeful souls discover that top ten holders control more than half the ecosystem.