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Newborn Token Collapses After Two-Hour Sprint

Here we observe Standing Boy in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of losing a quarter of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. With a liquidity pool barely sufficient to purchase a used sedan, and forty-five percent of supply concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, the token demonstrates the classic posture of a pump-and-dump scheme that couldn't even be bothered to dump convincingly.