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Dell's Counterfeit Dream Expires in Silence

Here we observe the cadaver of an unauthorized Dell token, barely a fortnight old, its vital organs already failing from catastrophic centralization. The creature gasped its last at -13.5%, suffocated by the iron grip of 34 holders who collectively demonstrated all the restraint of a velociraptor in a gift shop. Nature abhors a vacuum, but this token? Nature abhors a poorly liquidity-managed imposter worth less than a reasonable lunch.