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Rage Comics: A Meme's Stillborn Demise

Here we observe the cadaver of RAGE, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and dead for nearly a fortnight. With a liquidity pool smaller than a modest lunch budget and trading volume that suggests even its creators have abandoned hope, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with $3.88 of indifference. The top 10 holders, clutching 99.9% of supply like dragons hoarding fool's gold, ensured that retail participation would remain purely theoretical.