CAUSE OF DEATH
The Great Cat Wallet Hat Extinction Event
Here we observe the carcass of CATWIFHAT, a creature that experienced the classic boom-and-bust lifecycle of its species in what can only be described as geologically rapid time. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti and a top ten that controls three-quarters of all existence, this token's demise was less a surprise and more an inevitability—nature's way of culling the herd of retail investors.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drainage, concentration collapse, and memetic irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It wore a tiny hat and held your money. One of these things it was better at than the other."