CAUSE OF DEATH
DUMOCRATS: Born Broken, Died Immediately
In the span of sixty minutes, DUMOCRATS experienced what most tokens aspire to in months: complete and utter irrelevance. With ninety-nine point six percent of its supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this particular specimen never stood a chance. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it fluttered briefly into existence only to discover that the market, as always, is a merciless predator.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It lasted longer as a meme than it did as a token—truly, a Pyrrhic victory."