FIFACOIN: A Beautiful Goal, Own Net

Here we observe the carcass of FIFACOIN, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of having virtually no liquidity—a financial paradox where 18 holders collectively clutch an asset worth precisely nothing. The top ten barons, controlling 98.8% of the supply, have quite literally cornered a market that no longer exists, much like owning all the tickets to a stadium after the team has disbanded.