PISSCOIN/Fhzz..pump
CRITICAL
Pisscoin

PisscoinFhzzCBqr3DJbyvqYDq9AM5vRttF68rXfoaSPfd6vpump

$PISSCOINFhzz..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Catastrophic pump-and-dump architecture

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
56/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$6.0K
-77.9% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.3K
Volume 24h
$102.1K
Holders
164
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$5.95B
Price USD
$5.95e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pisscoin: A One-Hour Tragedy of Hubris

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the curious case of Pisscoin—a creature that emerged into the world fully formed, only to collapse with the grace of a newborn giraffe on roller skates. Born merely 60 minutes ago, it achieved a remarkable -77.9% decline, suggesting its creators discovered an entirely new way to lose money: by making it available to others. The concentration of wealth in the top 10 holders reveals a distribution model that can only be described as 'optimistic about human nature.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.3K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$102.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 56.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic pump-and-dump architecture
Patient Note

It had revoked authorities but could not revoke regret.

Holders

§ 04 · 164 wallets
Top 1
44.5%
Top 5
56.6%
Top 10
66.9%
01AmhD...NxKz44.47%
02BTYV...69xYAUTOPSY3.46%
03gdyV...RD5u3.26%
04HNN8...t9Ex2.76%
057GXo...tZkq2.61%
063RZK...ZWHS2.61%
072gSj...amJD2.13%
08GtuU...9wb42.02%
097XH6...DSUR1.89%
105yBF...1tyT1.66%