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Bondcoin: A Sixty-Seven Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe Bondcoin in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survived a mere 67 hours before succumbing to the evolutionary pressures of tokenomics. With 99.9% of its circulating supply concentrated in the appendages of its top 10 holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a elaborate pump-and-dump arranged marriage. The zero liquidity serves as a fitting tombstone for what was essentially a financial Galápagos finch—isolated, specialized, and entirely unsuited for survival.