CAUSE OF DEATH
The Tortoise Learned to Sprint, Then Collapsed
In merely sixty minutes, The Nietzschean Tortoise achieved what most tokens aspire to in their lifetime: a quarter of its value, evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti. One observes, with scientific detachment, a creature that moved with such violent haste that it forgot the very philosophy that named it—a tragic irony befitting Nietzsche himself. The liquidity pools, shallow as a puddle in the dry season, provided no refuge from this inevitable predation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Excessive velocity meets insufficient depth structure
EPITAPH
"It turned out that becoming Übermensch was easier than becoming solvent."
