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Houston the Hog: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In the treacherous ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: death by 282% volatility in merely 120 minutes. The creature was born without liquidity—a fatal evolutionary oversight—yet somehow attracted sixty-six hopeful investors to its austere crypt. As is often the case in nature, the top ten predators consumed 67.9% of the herd, leaving naught but hollowed-out wallets and regret.