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CAUSE OF DEATH

The Grieving Elephant Never Learned to Fly

Here we observe The Grieving Elephant in its natural habitat—a mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the classic symptoms of catastrophic financial collapse. A 452% price surge, you see, is nature's way of separating the hopeful from their capital. The creature's final hours were marked by a peculiar dance: revoked authorities and evaporating liquidity, a mating ritual that produces only tears.

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