New Doge (GNOCCHI)FfrcFw5JEcL9V4CrT9XtL3cAMu1z9AJYBhY9WPsKpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical improbability
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+4.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$73.98
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeStale And DryHeavy Concentration
Field Report
The Great Gnocchi Collapse: Pasta's Final Course
Here we observe the skeletal remains of New Doge, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still alive—a financial zombie sustained only by the fevered hopes of three holders clinging to their digital pasta. With zero liquidity and a trading volume barely sufficient to purchase an actual bowl of gnocchi, this specimen represents nature's perfect solution to the problem of hubris in blockchain.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$73.98 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical improbability
Patient Note
It lived 452 days, traded $74, and proved that you cannot make a token go to the moon if all the astronauts are holding the exact same bag.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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