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Drunken Deer Stumbles Into Oblivion

Here we observe the Drunken Deer in its final moments—a creature so thoroughly taxidermied by its own creators that even the vultures have abandoned the carcass. With zero liquidity and seventeen holders clinging to their worthless certificates like lottery tickets, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying despite already being dead. The top ten shareholders, clutching 93% of the supply, have discovered what every degenerate trader eventually learns: you cannot sell what nobody wishes to buy.