CAUSE OF DEATH
Babybara: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never quite learned to walk. The Babybara emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that ninety-five percent of its population was already plotting its demise. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—but despises a fair launch even more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration kill: whale apex predators
EPITAPH
"Here lies Babybara, born with revoked authorities but no authority whatsoever. It lasted longer as a concept than as an investment."