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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Here we observe a specimen so premature, so spectacularly malformed, that it achieved clinical death mere hours after conception. The creature's vital signs—a liquidity pool of precisely zero dollars and a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies look egalitarian—suggest this was less a token launch and more an elaborate financial performance art piece. One watches, mesmerized, as eighty-one hopeful investors discover that revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of market physics.