TED/FaWy..pump
FLATLINED
TED

TEDFaWyxYsR2tCgRdjUFmCJUQ1BUaCr5FoDEzovVd5fpump

FaWy..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets predatory tokenomics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$7.4K
+265.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$260.63
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$14.75B
Price USD
$7.37e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

TED: A Seven-Hour Tragedy of Greed

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the TED token—a creature that burned brilliantly for merely seven hours before collapsing under the weight of its own mathematical impossibility. With three holders clutching 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew under the African sun, this token never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme even more than it abhors a vacuum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$260.63 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets predatory tokenomics
Patient Note

TED promised the world in 7 hours and delivered only to the three who mattered least.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
50.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.76%
02HM1S...xsoF49.19%
03GvUq...QYyX0.05%