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Gandalf the Goose: A Spectacular Exit Strategy

Here we observe the cadaver of Gandalf the Goose, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% ownership among merely four individuals—a mathematical impossibility masquerading as decentralization. After 448 days of languishing with zero liquidity and a trading volume that wouldn't purchase a modest lunch, the creature expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of 7.9% twitches. One might say it did not go gently into that good night, but rather never truly arrived in the first place.