CAUSE OF DEATH
Gandalf the Goose: A Spectacular Exit Strategy
Here we observe the cadaver of Gandalf the Goose, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% ownership among merely four individuals—a mathematical impossibility masquerading as decentralization. After 448 days of languishing with zero liquidity and a trading volume that wouldn't purchase a modest lunch, the creature expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of 7.9% twitches. One might say it did not go gently into that good night, but rather never truly arrived in the first place.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, market rejection
EPITAPH
"You shall not pass—not to exchanges, not to believers, not even to the concept of financial viability itself."
