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McJob: Born at Lunch, Dead by Dinner

In the harsh ecosystem of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in self-destruction. The McJob token entered the world fully formed, already 65% lighter than when it arrived, as if the market itself immediately recognized the futility of its existence. With nearly three-fifths of all coins concentrated in ten hands and liquidity scarcely exceeding a modest dinner bill, this digital organism never stood a chance.