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Microwave Cat Burns Out After One Hour

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived but a single hour—a testament to the ephemeral nature of feline-themed speculation. The 181% price surge, that siren song of quick riches, masked a grim reality: eighty-four percent of tokens concentrated in ten wallets, a mathematical guarantee of abandonment once the heat became unbearable. As with all things thrust into the microwave, the structural integrity could not withstand the temperature.