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Starpipe: A Two-Hour Memento Mori

In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 374% convulsion before expiring entirely. The creature's liquidity vanished as mysteriously as it arrived, leaving behind only 72 bewildered holders and a concentration of wealth so extreme it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. Here, in its natural habitat of zero trading grounds, Starpipe achieved what few tokens manage: obsolescence before breakfast.