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PumpDAO: A Masterclass in Concentrated Wealth Collapse

Here we observe the skeletal remains of PumpDAO, a token whose founders discovered that owning 99.5% of the supply is not, in fact, a compelling investment thesis. With merely $2,966 in liquidity and $0.13 in daily volume, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of whimpers—a fate earned through the timeless art of arithmetic-challenged tokenomics.