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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the bridgetard—a creature that achieved a remarkable 208% price surge in its mere hours of existence, only to discover that zero liquidity is rather inconvenient when one wishes to actually sell. Like a mayfly that peaked too early, it burned brilliantly and inexplicably, leaving behind sixty-one bewildered holders and the haunting question: who benefits when ninety percent of the coins cannot be liquidated?