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Play Fun: Born Dead, Died Instantly

Here we observe Play Fun, a token so ephemeral it made mayflies look like sequoias. Launched mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it achieved the remarkable feat of losing two-thirds of its value before most investors finished reading the contract. The three remaining holders—likely the developers themselves, frozen in existential horror—clutch their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral they organized.