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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

Here we observe The Insider in its natural habitat: mere hours old, already exhibiting the classic symptoms of a financial fever dream. With zero liquidity and a top ten claiming nearly two-thirds of all tokens, this creature never had a chance—a brief, violent 157% convulsion before the inevitable flatline. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum even more than it abhors obvious rug pulls.