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The Big Purr: A Newborn's Stillbirth

Here we observe The Big Purr in its natural habitat—mere hours old, already flatlined with the grace of a dropped soufflé. Fourteen brave souls clutched their bags as ninety-nine point nine percent of the token's value pooled in the hands of those who birthed it, a phenomenon known in nature as 'the rug pull,' or more colloquially, 'the great disappearing act.' With zero liquidity and a liquidity event that lasted approximately as long as a mayfly's fever dream, this specimen never stood a chance.