CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Equine Currency Gallops Into Oblivion
Here we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, The Keyboard Horse has already achieved the impossible—a 104% price surge fueled by nothing but hope and $22,775 in liquidity. Yet like the dodo before it, this creature was never meant to survive; trapped in a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle and concentrated in the hooves of ten collectors, it awaits the inevitable stampede toward extinction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn pump-and-dump with shallow liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had revoked both its authorities but forgot to revoke entropy itself."
