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Business Cat: Born Dead, Died Anyway

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—Business Cat—which achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 451% price surge while simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, much like a mirage that somehow also evaporates. Newborn mere hours ago, this token attracted 196 believers and $27k in volume before the top holders, controlling 61% of supply, performed what can only be described as a coordinated vanishing act. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one with revoked authorities and nowhere to actually sell.