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BAM Token: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe the BAM token in its natural habitat—the Solana graveyard—where it enjoyed a brief, catastrophic existence of precisely zero hours. The specimen collapsed with the grace of a house of cards in a hurricane, shedding 85.6% of its value whilst retaining four bewildered holders who now contemplate their life choices. A remarkable case study in how to aggregate maximum financial damage in minimum temporal real estate.