CAUSE OF DEATH
Skinned Monkey Never Drew Its First Breath
In the unforgiving savannas of Solana, a peculiar creature emerged—naked, vulnerable, and destined for swift extinction. Born mere moments ago with six trembling holders clutching 100% of its worthless hide, the skinned monkey gasped once at $868 in volume before the predators arrived. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum and a zero-liquidity token with equal contempt.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Here lies a token so fresh it hadn't dried off yet—killed by the cruel reality that six friends cannot a market make."
