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Little Guys: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In what can only be described as a masterclass in biological brevity, the Little Guys token completed its entire lifecycle—birth, peak, and catastrophic collapse—in roughly the time it takes to watch a feature film. The four remaining holders, clutching their bags like shipwreck survivors on driftwood, discovered that $17,667 in volume cannot sustain even the most optimistic delusions of grandeur.