NICK WOLTEMADE/FTG2..pump
FLATLINED
Nick Woltemade

Nick WoltemadeFTG2anVqs6st7rYp1pU3epRmHJ38cFjRrHxr4TZApump

FTG2..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Bilateral whale monopoly and liquidity starvation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+0.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$87.80
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.50B
Price USD
$2.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Cautionary Tale of Two Whales

And thus we observe the Nick Woltemade token in its final state—a creature so thoroughly drained of life that even its price refuses to acknowledge existence with so much as a decimal fluctuation. With a mere $87.80 in daily volume and liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti, this token's 615-hour lifespan represents perhaps nature's most efficient demonstration of wealth concentration.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$87.80 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Bilateral whale monopoly and liquidity starvation
Patient Note

Here lies Nick: revoked authorities couldn't revoke the two holders' complete indifference to letting anyone else play.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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