CAUSE OF DEATH
Gitpump: One Hour Wonder, Ninety-Four Percent Plunge
In the treacherous waters of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: gitpump, born merely sixty minutes ago, already decomposing at an alarming rate. The top ten holders, gripping 99.1% of this digital carcass, executed a textbook pump-and-dump with the precision of nature's most efficient predators. What began as hope and $51,000 in trading volume has become a cautionary tale written in negative numbers.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Institutional whale extraction via coordinated dump
EPITAPH
"It arrived as a whisper, departed as a 94.7% bloodbath—a monument to retail hope and whale appetites."