DONALD TRUMP THE BUFFALO/FT5v..pump
FLATLINED
Donald Trump the Buffalo

Donald Trump the BuffaloFT5vJsSrZ1LaM8fFEhgCJdYefq4FPBtYErdQMYBjpump

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull combined with breathtaking incompetence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
+5.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$913.71
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.48B
Price USD
$2.48e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Buffalo Stampede: A Memecoin Stillbirth

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: a token born mere hours ago, already drained of all liquidity like a watering hole in drought. Three lonely holders clutch their worthless bags, watching their investment evaporate faster than morning dew under the African sun, whilst the architects of this financial carnage have long since vanished into the mist.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$913.71 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull combined with breathtaking incompetence
Patient Note

Here lies TRUMP Buffalo: conceived at dawn, deceased by breakfast, never stood a chance against its own creators.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
97.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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027jBc...2TUR1.24%
0376ws...U4YE1.03%